Things I Think About : Harmless Crimes
by admin on May.17, 2009, under Things I Think About
One of these days I want to commit a seemingly impossible, ingenious, but harmless crime… any suggestions?
Such humorously heinous crimes must meet the following criteria :
- It has to be harmless
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It has to have long-lasting consequences that can never be completely put to rest…
Off the top of my head, I was thinking of breaking into the white house completely undetected at 3:00am, and leaving a penguin figurine carved out of wood on the presidents desk - with a note attached that says
“You can never stop us. - Sincerely, the peoples republic of antarctica”
Imagine the ph33r.
