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Tag: Harmless Crimes

Things I Think About : Harmless Crimes

by admin on May.17, 2009, under Things I Think About

One of these days I want to commit a seemingly impossible, ingenious, but harmless crime… any suggestions?

Such humorously heinous crimes must meet the following criteria :

  1. It has to be harmless
  2. It has to have long-lasting consequences that can never be completely put to rest…

Off the top of my head, I was thinking of breaking into the white house completely undetected at 3:00am, and leaving a penguin figurine carved out of wood on the presidents desk - with a note attached that says

“You can never stop us. - Sincerely, the peoples republic of antarctica”

Imagine the ph33r.

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